Six foot two
Weighs two-thirty-nine
Is this an Adonis
Or a malodorous swine?
Two-thirty-nine?
His ass weighs that much
He didn’t pass his physical
Does this hog need a crutch?
“He’s 4F “ said his doctor,
“He has a bone spur in his heel
Vietnam is treacherous
Like a pig he will squeal.”
“He looks OK to me,”
Said an old codger
But everyone knows
The pig is a five-time-draft-dodger.
The vets from Vietnam
Would like to know
Was there really a bone spur?
What did the X-rays show?
The X-rays showed nothing
Just an army of lies
Can you picture his fat ass
Among this group of GIs?
All gave some
Some gave all
What has he given?
Nada, nothing, nothing